Some guy on craigslist is offering $50 to "Hide in the Bushes" so, even though I have no intention of taking up the offer, I decided to read more. Here is the entire ad below:
"So I'm planning on proposing to my girlfriend at Turtle Pond by Belvedere Castle in Central Park this Sunday, June 18th. What I need is for someone to hang around Turtle pond for a few hours on Sunday keeping an ever-viligant eye out for our arrival. We will then devise some kind of brilliant visual signal, at which point you will steer a remote controlled boat to pull up to our location. I am aware that this sounds cheesy as hell, but the boat's got a whole history to it that I'll explain later.
We can discuss details later. Skills required include the ability to conceal oneself in Central Park's foliage for two to three hours, the patience of a saint, and you're probably going to want an ipod. I'll need you from 2-5 on Sunday and ideally I'd like to meet you at the Pond on Saturday briefly so I can give you the boat and tell you where we're going to be.
Obviously, if something goes wrong, you'd be destroying the sanctity of marriage, so serious inquiries only."